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So i logged on this morning to see that i had to bleach and disinfect my profile once again.

Yep Vlad must have run out viagra and he has had to set up yet another profile which ironically has something to do with fucking or being fucked. My eyes were not that bored to sit and read through it and my brain lost interest at the title.

But then after my morning cuppa i got to thinking and this was my conclusion.

When he is rating 1's to other members and blocking it is clearly a turn on for him as he only does it to get the attention that and he has to give his right hand something else to do what with all that seige and shit he likes to do. But one day Vlad your gonna be seiged by a doctor for a classic case of priapism and the only thing we will all enjoy is knowing that it took a tiny prick to burst another.

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LadyBianca
17:21 May 29 2013

Lol this is so true :)

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~Puts on her best melodramatic voice of weakling female~ Oh no Legion is under seige by the one and only VladLimpPrick how will i ever cope with his 1 rating and mutiple profiles doing the same thing to me~ Oh wait i know~ puts on the kettle on makes herself a cuppa and carries on with life on Vr~